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I suggest the two great nations of Lolidia and Lolland rage in a colabourative war against the common enemy...

THE MOON!

Im afraid we have a more grave problem on our doorstep dear comrade. The solar system is our comrade, our energy for our mass armies comes from our sun yet the filthy americans have declared war on the solar system.

Quote President Obama;
"The solar system, is too large for me to conquer and therefore we need change! I declare war on the solar system in order to obtain equality in america! I will not stop till a treaty is signed, forcing it to shrink to a conquerable size, also stated within the treaty is that oil should have set spawn points on earth which reload each year to prevent me wasting money looking for the liquid gold, i mean...oil..."

Therefore we must rise up, Nations in Arms, and combat these fools. They shall tremble at the might of our pink lolidian rabbits! The world will know we exist and the solar system, our dear comrade will remain safe!

WARCRY! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOLLLLOLL1337!!!!!!0101!!)1010!0

Ok, but that could proove a problem given the current state of our "Naval Forces"

hmm... rerouting taxes to pay for my solid gold bathroom carved into a mountain really did fuck up our military... (I replaced the word you typed [here] just because I can!)
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That blows man, turn it back. Or I could just say Gai. Ban a random word like cucumber.