Glorious Nation State of Coirea

My country is the glorious Nation of Coirea.

No relation

The official Language is Irish, dating back to that fateful day of 20 seconds ago when I first decided to make the language Irish. Also, it makes it easier to converse with the Manx speakers of Gaelg and the Scottish speakers of Scotch Gaelige. Clickity, Click

According to the honoured texts of Imagination, Coirea was originally a Republic, until coire changed his mind and decided a sovereignty involved more peasants grovelling.


Pictured: The Time Honoured Script of Imagination

That is not to say that Coirea is not an industrious nation: Our main export is awesome. Mined from the finest awesome mines this side of Fictionia. Our main currency is the Euro, because we aren't awkward, like some other counties, our particular brand of Euro is lovingly (and forcefully) referred to as the Coirean Loller.

Coirea is both Governed and Policed by The KOT Municipality, and although we are a neutral Kingdom, we are protected by the beloved Bear Cavalry:

The Bear Cavalry is apparently led by Santa Claus

The Municipality acts as an Advisory source of Governing, with myself in an Autocratic leadership role. Our National Anthem changes according to my whim and our National Motto is "Druid do béal agus déantar do obhair". Roughly translated meaning "Shut Your Mouth and do your work".

And that's my country.

It's no match for the almighty LOLLAND!

JewishMilkMan wrote:It's no match for the almighty LOLLAND!

Please refer all questions regarding Coirea's military stratagy (GNARKILLLLLL), Covert Operations (Metal Gear?) and penis size (Very Large) to this Coirean Military Recruitment Video:


Further information on Coirea's penis size can be obtained from various mother's from across the land.

your bears are no match for the lolidian pink rabbits, only one person ever lived to capture an image of one, and he later died of cancer anyway!



did i mention he was in a helicopter?

coirenation wrote:

JewishMilkMan wrote:It's no match for the almighty LOLLAND!

Please refer all questions regarding Coirea's military stratagy (GNARKILLLLLL), Covert Operations (Metal Gear?) and penis size (Very Large)

Thats pretty clever actually... Damn

for someone who takes likes Ali loves anal in his anal passage

Aracanid wrote:for someone who takes likes Ali loves anal in his anal passage

Hyuk, I geddit!